The New Dictionary

Hai frends,

On day 3 of this BRAND NEW YEAR, I take immense pleasure to Wish you all my dear Blog Visitors, Have a Joyous New year ahead..

Here is the list of words with new meaning given to it. Quite interesting!!

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes

ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

FATHER: A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

Advertising slogans

Hello frends,


Have u ever noticed the tag lines which comes along with a product during the advertisement..

I used to have fun looking for advertising slogans used by various companies as an aid to the advertising, publicity, promotion and marketing of a vast variety of different products.

They are often catchy. Easy to remember. Descriptive. Clever. Fun. Short and sweet..

These are the list of cool ones which impressed me..!!! Hope it impresses u too…

Advertisements:

Huggies -We’re behind you every step of the way ( I cant stop laughing now…lol)

Kodak - Share moments. Share life (good one..!!)

MasterCard - There are some things that money can’t buy ( yeah tat’s true..)


Microsoft - Your potential. Our passion (Meaningful!!)


Nokia - Connecting people. ( linking hearts..lol)


Pepsi - The taste of a new generation. (Poison !!)


Yellow Pages - Let your fingers do the walking (I like it..)


Coke - Thanda Matlab Coca-Cola ( No more Thanda…)


Ford cars - Built for the road ahead / Make everyday exciting (I can see oly potholes
ahead...hehhe)


Gillette - The best a man can get. My advice to Boys - Look sharp, feel sharp


Honda - The power of dreams (Not matching..!!)


McDonalds - We love to see you smile ( Nice smiley..!!)


Pillsbury - Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven.( What thy r tryin to say..I like oly the animated figure in tis ad..)


Bajaj Auto finance - Finance once, service forever (Repair daily too..lol)


LG - Life’s good (Just an Abbreviation..lol)


Business today - For managing tomorrow (Brilliant..)


Fair & Lovely - Power of beauty (I don ve tat power..lol)


Raymond - The complete man (nothing strikes my mind..:-(


Nescafe - Coffee at its best ( I do agree..)


Complan - I am a complan boy/girl ( Thy targeted childrens and succeeded too.. !)


Wills Cigarette - Made for each other (Wat thy really tryin to say…??)


Himalayan - Live natural (No comments..)


Complan - Complete planned food (Complete fat food..hehe)


Meera - Healthy hair for years (I don’t think so..lol)


L’oreal - World of beautiful brands ( Oly Aish comes to my mind!!)


Vivel - Beauty with confidence (Nice one!!


Chandrika - Best soap nature can offer ( isn’t it??)


Fevistik - Clean sticking (Cool ad!!!)


Parker - Why use a pen that's not a Parker! (Who wants to use an expensive pen??)


TVS scooty Pep - Happy riding ( Catchy..!!)


Tic tac - the new hello (Then wat is the old hello..!!)


Nestle Munch - can’t stop munching (yummmyyy))


Gold winner - G for H (Rhyming!!!)


Lays - no one can eat just one ( yeah its true!!)


Appy fizz - Cool drink to hang with (Nice ad!!)

MOVIES (My fav movies with their catchy tag lines..!)

Four Weddings and a Funeral - Five good reasons to stay single ( oly 5 ah…llol


Godzilla - Size does matter ( Yup..Better reduce ur weight.lol..)


Cheeni Kum - A Sugar free Romance ( Sounds good.!!)

Mogina Manasu(Kannada ) - Seeing this movie is injurious to boy's health..( Awesome bottom line..)

House on Haunted Hill - Evil loves to party ( do ghost go 4 party..lol )


Titanic - Collide with destiny ( impressive!!)


Volcano - The coast is toast (Indeed Striking one)


X-Men - Trust a few. Fear the rest (Good advice!!)

Companies

Union bank - your dreams are not yours alone


Apple Computer - Think outside the box (So thy call a pc as Box ah!!)


British Airways - The world’s favourite airline.


ICICI bank - Safe banking (Not always..hehehe)


CNN - The most trusted name in news (Correct!!)


Delta Airlines - You’ll love the way we fly (Exciting!)


Bosch - Invented for life (No comments..)


Citi Bank - citi never sleeps (Now, it’s almost dead..)

Atlast this one is my most favourite tag line... used to see this in each and every coffee day shop in b’lore….

It is very fun to chit-chat with group of friends for hours in an coffee day café…isn’t it??

Café coffee day - A lot can happen over a coffee

I saw a banner portraying tis tag line to portray the importance of SAFETY…


Prepare & prevent instead of repair & repent


I’ll call it as a SAFETY Slogan..lol..) I request all my friends to remember this slogan while driving!!

Okie frends, If u come across a catchy slogans, don’t 4get to share it.