On day 3 of this BRAND NEW YEAR, I take immense pleasure to Wish you all my dear Blog Visitors, Have a Joyous New year ahead..
Here is the list of words with new meaning given to it. Quite interesting!!

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present







SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together


PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"



FATHER: A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught


DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
